- getting an 80% on a test in 8th grade: (loud wailing that lasts at least an hour followed by a sinking feeling of despair and uselessness)
- getting an 80% on a test now: (power slides down the hall while singing the national anthem)
The passageway at the York Street Station on the F Line.
Took a bunch of candles from my church’s Christmas service because I am CRIMINAL
MERRY CHRISTMAS SUCKAS LIGHT IT UP
But my friend you left so early! Surely something slipped your mind… You forgot I gave these also! Would you leave the best behind?
Ive never laughed so hard at a post
Every year white people add 100 years to how long ago slavery was. I’ve heard educated white people say, ‘slavery was 400 years ago.’ No it very wasn’t. It was 140 years ago…that’s two 70-year-old ladies living and dying back to back. That’s how recently you could buy a guy.
Louis C.K. (via 30thcenturyboy)
Slavery in the territory that is now the United States lasted more than 330 years. We will be 330 years removed from slavery in the year 2195.
Mamma Mia! (2008) - “I grew up.” - “Well, then, grow back down again. Screw them if they can’t take a joke!”
If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
Raccoon watching Yankees spring training will be my favorite photo to come out of this baseball season, I’m calling it right now.
NO NO NO NO NO
me n you gossiping
This is the kind of relationship I want.
CATS ARE SO CUTE